The unsexiness of the very first sexual experiences and the sexiness of self-publishing are the mother and the father of this very beautiful compilation. 31 humans reveal 31 true, fake, half true and half fake stories that will make you wonder wtf is sex and why does God want us to fuck.

The funny news is that Playboy magazine fully paid for everything and even encouraged us to make it hardcover. The bad news is that you'll probably hear stories about the dicks and the pussies of your friends. Oh yeah, just look at the names: Vlad Nancă, Sinboy, Matei Branea, Sorina Vazelina, Saddo, Linda Barkasz and so on. Even John R. Dilworth, the creator of the cultish Courage the Cowardly Dog, is in the book. The even worse news is that they were given total freedom and they didn't censor themselves.

But we also have a piece of good news: First Sexual Experience is still available for sale.